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Burning stuff with Bacon

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Date: Apr 17, 2009 - 09:00 AM
Smells delicious. Melts Steel!.

It's a bacon sword. Yep. BACON. SWORD.

Bacon is fattening because it contains a lot of chemical energy tied up in its proteins, and especially in its fat. You can release that energy either by digesting it or by burning it with a healthy supply of oxygen. The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000?F bacon plasma flame.

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