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Date: Jun 09, 2008 - 07:45 AM
Saw two movies this weekend.

If you're a fan of kung-fu stuff and 3D animation, Kung Fu Panda is going to be right up your alley. It's the first time Dreamworks have really gotten their quality level up near Pixar's, too. Yes, it's 100% predictable, but it's just a blast to watch.

Meanwhile... I want my 2 hours back after regrettably messing with the Zohan. Short synopsis ever: naked Adam Sandler joke, naked Adam Sandler joke, gay joke, gay joke, cheesy fight scene, naked Adam Sandler joke, Adam Sandler having sex with old ladies joke, Adam Sandler having sex with old ladies (repetetive montage), obligatory bad Rob Schneider appearance, small bit of actual plot involving land developer hiring people to try to make it look like Israelis and Palestinians across the street are starting their own little war so he can tear down the block and build a mall, Mariah Carey being about as intelligent as she is in real life (read: dumb as a box of rocks), subplot about an Israeli falling in love with a Palestinian, one more good fight scene, one more joke about male hairdressers hitting on old ladies, the end. Don't waste your time on this one, to say nothing of the $8 for a movie ticket.

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