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 Jun 12, 2004 - 05:52 PM - by Michael
* "Battle Analysis Suggestion:..."

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In the middle of breaking out of the cryo-prison in The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, I chanced to steal a Heavy Guard. Basically, a gigantic suit of armor.

This is, however, one hilariously smart-alecky suit of armor.

"Battle Analysis Suggestion: To conserve ammunition, walk over insignificant biological threats."

"Battle Analysis Suggestion: Do not walk into things."

"Battle Analysis Suggestion: Use of a more skilled pilot."

I shit you not, it actually said that to me. Might have been something after "pilot" on that last one, I don't know - I was too busy rolling around on the floor laughing.
 

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