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 Mar 18, 2005 - 07:20 AM - by Michael
* Bungie beats down PA

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Apparently, the Bungie crew kicked the heck out of the Penny Arcade crew at Halo 2 the other day.

Did you know that this game lasted for seven minutes and 34 seconds, the exact length of time that the Hindenburg burned for? And did you also know that 48% of all statistics are made up on the spot? No? Well know this. Bungie accepted a match on Ivory Tower (an historical weak spot) and turned it into a triumph. An ever escalating atrocity of corpse-humping carnage.

Penny Arcade screamed as we spewed round after round of humiliating lead into them. They moaned righteously that we were rocket camping rocket whores who excelled only in the art of rocketry-whoreitude. How right they were.
Good to know the Bungie guys have a sense of humor - the whole thing is a collossal joke, but well worth reading.

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